Saturday, 31 May 2008

He looks very scary, but he loves Apple macbook pro and leopard op.sys

Who is that dangerously looking man from Sicilian underworld near Palermo with broad Australian accent?
As far as I know ha has been advising Pope Benedict XVI how to properly use Twitter to get more international attention for the last few weeks, and slowly he is finally getting some results out of this holly diplomatic efforts. Ed had been also achieved that Pope simply pushed away his old PC with Windows and has embraced new apple macbook pro with Leopard OS.
As you've probably already been informed by L'Osservatore Romano, the Vatican HQ wants to adopt Web2.0 and especially Web3.0 Internet marketing technologies to promote their Truth to its 1.16 billion Roman Catholic followers. And who on earth could be better for this extremely sensitive and complicated diplomatic job than very secretive Ed Dale with his hidden network of followers all over the planet?
Vatican carefully hired this man in black through the assistance of Italian Prime Minister and Media super magnate Silvio Berlusconi, who had been a secret student in the Ed's and Dan's Thirty Day Challenge 2007. He even graduated 30DC2007 with distinction, even though he hadn't earned $10, due to great lack of his English. He also very heavily used Ed's state of the art web marketing expertize to gloriously won Italian general elections, recently.

The most secretive CIA agent in Vatican known by the name Google Spyder has been just found out, that the Pope Benedict is preparing to sign an official Papal Bull, which is going to start with: 'Benedictus, Episcopus, Servus Servorum Dei.' It will also be issued with golden seal, which is an extremely rare event. It is about new 'Order of Pink Thongs', which is totally unknown to American intelligence community and which general postulator should have been (Msgr.) Dan Raine of Manchester.

CIA files also show that all individuals mentioned had been sworn their devotion to the Apple MacBook Pro, iPhone, iPod, Leopard operating system under the presence of Apple Saint Steve Jobs. That is immensely important fact, due to the brute consumer power of more than 1.16 billion people who respect personal opinion of the Roman Pope.

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